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Online Dog Training Courses

Ready, Set, Sit Mofo Sit!

Dogs can be Mofos.
Training them doesn't have to be a bitch.

Let's Do This!

Limited time special pricing!

Lifetime course access!
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Some Mofos refuse to go outside. Are you having a hard time getting your otherwise perfectly behaved pooch to stop peeing on the rug? This super quick webinar will get you there in just 7 days. Videos, Handouts, and more, all accessible on your time.

Potty Outside in 7 Days

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Tiny Mofos are SO CUTE! We Love them! And they are DESTRUCTIVE.

Is your puppy ruining everything? Very active? Jump on all of your guests? We have a course for that!

In Welcome-home puppy, our six-week course covers:

• Appropriate Play
• Potty Outside
• Crate Training
• Socializing
• Curbing Bad Behaviors
• Teaching your puppy English
• And more!

All our courses come with handouts, videos, on-demand access, and lifetime access.

Welcome Home Puppy

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If you don’t have a puppy Mofo, or you’re new to owning grown Mofos, this Basic Training course is for you!

It can be hard to understand your Dog! And it can be hard to make your Mofo understand you! With basic training, you’ll learn how to:

• Teach your dog English
• Follow Three Rules of Three
• Be more patient than your dog is stubborn
• Understand your dog’s behavior
• Keep your pooch from jumping on strangers
• A bit of pet psychology
• And more!

All our courses include handouts, videos, access on-demand, and access never expires!

Basic Training

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Three Options to Transform Your Mofo

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FUN-damentals
Lisa’s approach will show you how to enjoy teaching your dog English, which is the foundation of training. Her warmth, humor, and encouragement make the Fundamentals fun!
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Training Is Teaching Your Mofo How To Be Your Best Friend
Build trust by focusing on your pooch. It doesn’t need to be stressful. Lisa will show you how to make it zen.
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Dog Training, Hold the People!
Start when it feels good, train anywhere with an internet connection! While our classes are for everybody, we are especially proud to be inclusive for folks who are introverts, or who don’t feel safe in their communities for any reason. You can also book time with Lisa remotely or email her for support.

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With All Our Courses you get:

• Freedom to work at your own pace, in your own style, when and where you want.
• Empowerment to confidently train your Mofo
• Lisa’s 20+ years of professional training experience
• Lifetime access to all the course materials
• Transformation from Mofo to Bestie with just a little practice and patience

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Not sure? Get to know me and see what makes my courses different.


Still want more? Learn about my qualifications and training style.
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Basic Training

Train your dog in as little as 6 weeks!

Engaging videos, tutorials, stories, and more keep the learning/training process simple and FUN.

Teach your dog general obedience and master six fundamental commands. Play training games and watch your relationship with your dog change in real time, guaranteed.

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Welcome Home Puppy

Start your relationship off on the right paw!

Train your puppy in a way tailored to address their mental, emotional, and behavioral issues and needs. Learn everything you need to prepare your home and your mind for your new family member. Acquire the knowledge to ensure your puppy is safe and happy. Teach your puppy obedience socialization. Tackle puppy-specific issues now and establish an amazing relationship that will last.
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What students are saying

  • “Before Lisa, Augi couldn't be trusted in public, especially with other dogs!
    After three weeks with Lisa, we could take Augi out to lunch at the oceanfront AND she adjusted to life with a new sister dog quickly!”
    #RockstarDogTrainer
    Holton
  • “Lisa is our ‘dog whisperer’ to our four-legged family and she has successfully trained all of our humans as well. We have known Lisa for 10 years, that’s 70 years to a dog. It’s safe to say she deserves the best ‘treats’ afforded her, along with fresh air and sunshine. We openly have given her a ‘long leash’ with all of her qualifications to babysit our four-legged friends. She’s the bomb and we dig what she poops out.”
    Shawn
  • "I greatly appreciate you coming to DDB and working with us! It truly helped a lot, you are a great teacher and did great with Mya. As not the first trainer that has come to us to help, I learned more from you then the others honestly. You were more active and hands on, you went into details on why and how it works very well! I look forward too putting use all the things learned!"
    Brooke, Dogs Deserve Better
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