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Eat This, Not That Game

I’ve been working around dogs for a very long time. I have managed two different boarding and daycare facilities and I owned my own kennel.

As you can imagine, in a kennel picking up poop is a constant chore. It always amazed me the things that you would find in dog poop.

One of the most hilarious and consistent items was thong underwear – I’m not kidding.

How did I motivate employees to pick up poop? I made it an Easter egg hunt. If they found a thong they got a prize.

When dogs eat things around the house not only is it annoying but it can be dangerous. I have known several dogs who have eaten socks and had to have surgery for a bowel obstruction.

I once had a foster dog with a very powerful mouth who bit off part of a Kong. She swallowed it. $3000 later she’s living the easy life in a wonderful home.

The fact of the matter is this – Some dogs will chew or eat anything they can get their grubby little paws on.

Chewing is important for dogs. It keeps their jaws strong and their teeth clean. Dogs chew for fun, they chew for stimulation, and they chew to relieve anxiety. Make sure you have plenty of appropriate items to chew available because your dog will chew either way!

Unwanted chewing is one of the top complaints of owners who leave their dogs with me for training. When those dogs are at my house I have very little problem with it. Why? Because I have about 50 Nyla Bones around my house at any given moment. You don't need 50, but you should have a few.

What can I do if my dog is chewing everything?

Play the eat this, not that game!

The phrase may sound familiar. It was popularized a few years ago as a series of books and blog posts to help people choose healthier foods.

Same concept here except this is a rule. We are teaching the dog what they CAN'T chew and what they CAN chew.

Eat This, Not That! Dog Edition

Set Up

  • Schedule a block of 15 uninterrupted minutes to play.

  • Identify your dog's favorite naughty items to chew. If they have already chewed a pillow, flip-flops, glasses, or TV remote, (or whatever!) save those items to use for this training activity.If they just happen to love the tissue box, socks, or undies, grab those things too.

  • Identify where your dog likes to get in trouble. Do they chew in a specific room, at the back door, behind the couch, or pull from the kitchen counter? (No worries if your dog doesn't seem to have a hot spot.)

  • Take the irresistible chew items (that they shouldn't chew) and place them in the irresistible chew spots (within your field of vision.) Set up 10 or so items around the area.

  • Grab your basket of dog toys. Put a few toys out with the temptation items and keep a pile near you.

  • Put a leash on your dog.

Ok, you are ready to begin!

  • Fake distraction. My go-to for this exercise is the phone. My dogs know when I look at the phone I'm not looking at them. Choose an activity where they feel unwatched, but where you can still keep a secret eye on them.

  • Watch your pup and as soon as they approach (not actually grab) a temptation item you'll do several things at once:

    • Startle them by clapping your hands.

    • Quickly grab the leash so they aren't rewarded with the thing they shouldn't have.

    • Repeat “No, no, no, no.”

    • Immediately give them to a toy that belongs to them.

The quick redirection says, “You may NOT chew the tissue, but you MAY chew your wubby.” You are doing a lot of things simultaneously here, it might take a little practice.

That's It!!

  • Use the 3 strikes rule… if they go for 3 temptation items within the 15 minutes they need to take a 15-minute crate break. (If you or your dog is crate-averse check out my making the crate fun post)

  • If they don't hit the 3-strikes limit in the 15 minutes, have a salsa dance party! Verbally praise, wiggle your body, pet, and play! Positive reinforcement is a super strong tool!

Remember when you correct unwanted behavior, you must replace it with desired behavior. You cannot chew THAT, but you can chew THIS.

Play the game a few times a week. You will be surprised how fast your dog gets it!

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. Problems generally have solutions, and I’ve encountered them all. ( Check out my FREE 30-minute Potty Training workshop.)

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Why Sit Matters

Does your dog know how to sit?

Most likely the answer is yes. Sit is often one of the first things dog-parents teach.

But does your dog know how to sit the first time you say it? Does your dog wait to sit until you say it five times? Does your dog know how to sit at the vet's office? Does your dog know how to sit at the brewery?

Do you find yourself leaving your dog at home simply because they can't behave?

Some people think it's not important to train “obedience exercises” anymore.

Not true. Obedience is powerful!

Obedience (I'm using sit as the example here) teaches your dog self-control. It calms your dog. It keeps them from doing less desirable things (like sitting rather than jumping on guests.) And it increases the bond between the two of you.

Generalizing the sit command will make your lives together so much easier. (Generalizing = teaching your dog to perform at the first request and in any situation.)

Asking your dog to sit more than once or raising your voice doesn't work. Doing this just teaches your dog is how to count and that you don’t mean what you say unless you yell.

Obedience opportunities and practice times include:

  • Meals: Sitting while waiting for meals teaches calm in an exciting situation. They have to use their brains to relax, sit, and know that self-control is required to get food.

  • Walks: A sit will keep chats with people when you are out on your walks pleasant. With a generalized sit your dog will remain calm and quiet – even when other dogs are present.

  • Vets Office: Sitting at the vet's office is a true exercise for their self-control. The waiting room can be a chaotic environment full of smells, people, and other dogs galore. Also, your vet tech is going to love you if your dog can sit calmly.

  • Social Media: Listen – I know you want all of the cute pictures of your dog on IG. Keep them still and get the best shots with sit.

  • Breweries: Teach your dog to be calm in a party-like atmosphere. They will learn self-control around food, drinks, and perhaps people who have lost a little of their own self-control.

Obedience training is the foundation for a great relationship with your dog. You can use sit to communicate desired behavior throughout the day. With a generalized sit, your dog learns the calm and self-control needed to go anywhere and do anything.

Training will take time and can get frustrating. But I know that you are more patient than your dog is stubborn! You can do this!

Want More? You can find everything you ever wanted to know about how to teach sit in my Basic Training obedience class.

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Go to Bed & Why Crate Training is Great!

Man, if somebody told me to go lay in my bed I would kiss them on the mouth!

Some people feel a natural aversion to crates. But crate training is not the end of the world. Let’s think about what we’re asking our dogs to do — Go lay in their bed and take a nap. Sounds delightful to me.

Why crate train your dog?

At some point in their life, your dog will spend time in a crate. It may be:

  • Grooming appointments
  • Vet testing or overnights
  • Boarding – they will be crated or in a kennel run.
  • Injury – When bed rest is required
  • Potty Training – the crate can be a wonderful tool. (Learn more at my Free Potty Training Workshop )
  • Fear – a crate is the safest (and often the most comforting) place for them if they fear thunderstorms or fireworks.

As you know by now, I am a huge believer and lover of the crate. It's a powerful training tool and a place the dog can feel protected and safe. I start all my dogs in a crate from day one.

Because your dog will likely experience the crate at some point, they need to have a positive introduction. Socializing your dog to the crate should be part of your training.

How do I make the crate a positive, happy place?

One word – food.

If your dogs are anything like mine they love food. All new puppies and dogs that come to me take all meals inside the crate. Right off the bat, the crate is that awesome place where they get to eat.

I also have special treats that my dogs only get when they are in the crate. The list includes Kong stuffed with canned dog food, Cream cheese, leftover pizza crust, chicken, hotdog, leftover macaroni and cheese, or peanut butter. The key is to get super creative here.

Speaking of special treats, I'll give my dogs raw bones in the crate. They are a super special treat, AND they are gross. I do not want raw meat on my floor or around the house at all. The crate works perfectly!

Keep the Crate Zen

I was doing some research and confirmed that, legally, your dog can not own property. The crate serves as a space of one's own, so to speak.

  • If a dog is new to the crate or having an exceptionally difficult time, I start them off as far away from the daily activity of the house as possible. In my home that is the spare bedroom. Removing external stimulation makes crate quiet and relaxing.

  • Soothing music helps not only to calm, but also to quiet other noises. I'll play talk or classical radio in the room with the crate. The volume is not blasting, but it is loud to drown out external noises or busy activities indoors.

  • If it seems your pup is still overstimulated cover the crate. This den atmosphere provides a sense of peace and safety. An overanxious dog may pull in the covering and tear it. Be sure to use an old throwaway sheet or blanket. If all your linens are nice, take a trip to the thrift store and get yourself a doggie cover.

Sit Mofo, Sit!

If the dog is still having a hard time after food and zen, we begin to integrate obedience training.

  • (With an open door the whole time) have them go in the crate and do a sit for a treat. Release them to come outside the crate. Then send them back inside the crate and do another sit for a treat. Repeat.

  • Once sit in the crate is mastered, I up the ante and do the same protocol for the down command in the crate. Repeat.

  • Once that is going really well I teach them to do a down-stay in the crate and then release them to come outside. Repeat.

Notice the word REPEAT. Practice 5-10 short sessions a day, and expect this process to take several days to a week. Each dog is different and repetition is the key to effective dog training.

On days that I stay at home, I still give my dogs a few hours of crate time. Staying consistent in behavior and training allows the dog to get used to a routine.

A routine is relaxing – Don't you feel calmer when know what is going to happen in your life? When I'm home and the doggos are in the crate I can focus on my zillion other tasks and they have a safe place to take a nap.

Everybody wins!

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. Problems generally have solutions, and I’ve encountered them all. ( Check out my FREE 30-minute Potty Training workshop.)

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5 Day Potty Challenge!

OK, when this whole stay at home order went down I got really relaxed.

I had not had time off in ages. I was very excited to sleep in and do nothing. I taught myself a new craft. I stayed up late watching Netflix.

I let my dog's obedience slip.

It has, in fact, been a glorious time.

But now as I get back to work, it's becoming clear how lax I've been with the dog rules.

Our normal morning routine is first thing all four of my dogs go out and #PottyOutside within 5 minutes.

Lately, my 12-year-old Doxie has been wandering the yard, sniffing everything, and getting lost in his own thoughts. (Well, I don’t know if that last one is true but it sure seems that way to me.)

This has been going on for about two weeks and my anxiety level is rising. As all of us do, I have a million things that have to get done in the morning.

My dawdling dachshund is getting my days started off on the wrong paw.

I'm going to start back at step 1 of #pottyoutside and I'm going to share it with you.

I am going to issue a challenge live on Facebook tonight at 7pm EST.

Over the next five mornings, I'll take Jack out on a leash and kindly make him pee and poop within five minutes. I also want this for your dog, my friend – learn along with Jack!

I have had hundreds of dogs come to my house and stay for training. At first, very few of them immediately go outside in the morning and pee and poop. The change that takes place amazes even me. The ease it brings into the dog-parents' lives is so exciting!

The first order of business, always, when you go outside in the morning is to pee and poop.

Join me live tonight on Facebook at 7pm EST to hear the plan. Have all your mofo questions ready! I'll be back each day at 7 to share Jack relearning #PottyOutside.

(If you are late to the party, don't worry – I'll be posting a sequence of all the videos on facebook when the challenge ends. )

(Psssst. I'm also holding a Free Potty Training Workshop .)

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. Problems generally have solutions, and I’ve encountered them all. ( Check out my FREE 30-minute Potty Training workshop.)

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3 Potty Training Myths

Myth 1:
You can't potty train older dogs or small breeds

For real this isn't true. You know this because not every little dog is running around peeing indoors!

But sure, I agree, these groups of dogs can be more challenging when it comes to potty training.

A previously trained dog using the house of the toilet can be an indication of a health problem – get them to the vet. Otherwise, I promise, you CAN teach an old dog new tricks!

husky sleeping at work deskMy simplest advice here is to watch your dog at all times. Watch when they are eating, drinking, and sneaking off into the other room. How? Keep a leash on them in the house when you can watch them and in a crate when you can't.

It doesn't take long for you both to get used to it.

Provide food and water only at mealtimes instead of free feeding. Take them out 20 minutes or so after they eat.

Just these 2 things combined with the tips below will often do the trick. Take 30 minutes and watch my free potty training webinar if you are still having problems!

Myth 2:
Punishment is an effective form of training.

It certainly is not. Dogs live in the moment.

If you don't catch them in the act they have no idea why they are being yelled at, swatted with newspapers, or have their nose pushed in poop.

The only thing you are teaching them is to be afraid of you.

It's not “old school,” it's just cruel.

woman having a coffee date with her dog

Myth 3:
The dog will tell you when s/he's gotta go.

Nah.

We communicate differently! Your dog doesn't speak English and will not say, “Excuse me, Jeremy, I must urinate.”

It is your job to teach them how to let you know that they have to go outside. You can train your dog to ring a bell, bark at the door, or lay at the door when they need to go out. (Watch a video with step by step instructions on this.)

And hey, they may already be telling you they need to go out and you aren't understanding. Nudges, whining, and circling are obvious cues. Some dogs will simply walk into the room you are in and leave. Pay attention to their body language.

Once you get outside with your dog teach them a command associated with potty outside. Repeat the command when they are getting ready to go, and praise them with it once the deed is done. Every time!

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One last note if your dog has been having accidents in the house

Be sure you are cleaning up the mess with an enzymatic cleaner. You can purchase at any pet store or find via google search.

Just because you can’t smell the remnants of urine or feces does not mean the dog can’t. The dog's sense of smell is amazing.

Use that sense of smell to your advantage and leave a little part of your yard dirty so they know where they should be going.

More free tips on potty training can be found in my Free Potty Training Workshop .

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. Problems generally have solutions, and I’ve encountered them all. ( Check out my FREE 30-minute Potty Training workshop.)

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My Dog is a Bully!

My dog is aggressive toward other dogs, what can I do?

Hey Mofo friends!

What do you do when your dog won't play nicely with others?

Lily was exactly this dog. My friend fell in love with her photo and adopted her from a rescue. Unfortunately, Lily was not a good fit for our circle of friends because she bullied everyone's dogs! Her behavior embarrassed her owners and they hung out with us less and less.

Luckily after about a year (better late than never, right?) my friends contacted me to help with Lily. It was super important for me to get this right. I missed seeing my friends!

Lily did inboard training with me for 3 weeks.

During the first week, I completely separated her from my dogs. She did not play with them or see them. She and I spent a ton of time bonding and doing one-on-one training exercises. We worked really hard and had fun together multiple times a day.

I planned to start her re-introduction to other dogs while walk/heeling, a structured activity that requires her focus on task. Much of that first week with me Lily was learning what heel means and how to behave while heeling.

Once Lily mastered the heel I enlisted a pal to handle one of my dogs. We all met at a location near my house where there were no distractions. (I love going to the cemetery for this – there are rarely other mofos there – people or dogs.)

We chose a cemetery road wide enough that the dogs could not reach each other from either side. My friend walked my dog on the left side of the road and I walked Lily on the other. We walked this way until the dogs were exhausted (probably about 45 minutes.)

Then, once the dogs were tired we had them do a “down-stay” next to each other for 10 minutes.

By now, the dogs had been together but unable to physically interact for almost an hour. At this point, they were accustomed to being in the same space, and both were calm. I gave the free command and allowed them to sniff each other. My friend and I kept absolute attention on the dogs, observing their behavior and body language.

They walked around a large field together, off-leash, with no incidents.

This was just the first step in controlling Lily's bullying behavior, but it was a huge success!!

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. You can find specific step by step instructions on training your dog to heel and managing bullying behavior in my Basic Training course.

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Self Care for Owners (part 1)

How do I stay sane when I'm training this stubborn-ass dog?

My self-care advice this week is to accept where you are in the process without judgment.

I’m certainly not judging anyone, and the big deal is that YOU’RE HERE.

You took action towards improving life with your pet as soon as you signed up to learn more about training – that’s worth being proud of!

And even if you haven’t so much as glanced at the first video yet, you can still make use of a mantra that has saved many clients’ their sanity:

I am more patient than my dog is stubborn.

Reading those words when you’re leaving/entering the house with your dog before/after a training session can be a lifesaver… especially on those days you just wanna break shit.

Write something else that encourages you on Post-Its. Stick ‘em where you can see ‘em, particularly the areas where your dog can be a real mofo – anywhere you find yourself feeling exasperated.

Personalize your affirmation!

For example, let’s say your mofo’s name is “Hellion.”

Put post-it, a flashcard – a framed needlepoint if you’re big into over-achievement – that says “Hellion might be stubborn, but I am patient!” by the door.

It doesn’t have to be tacky or obvious. The important thing is that YOU can see it when your patience is tested.

  • Put “I am more patient than Hellion is stubborn” near Hellion’s crate.
  • Put it near Hellion’s food bowl.
  • Put it on the sun visor in your car.
  • Put it on a keychain.
  • Put it on your phone’s home screen.

If you’re having a particularly rough time in the mornings, put it in your bathroom so you can see it as soon as you start your day.

If coming home from work is the time you most dread, put it in the garage or outside the front door so you can see it before you even greet Hellion. Painting the words on rocks to keep outside is a great rainy day activity.

Get creative. Have fun with it. Enlist your friends and family’s help!

Have it engraved on a wristband if you’ve got money like that.

You get the point. Whenever, wherever your mofo is making you crazy, you want to be able to see those words.

Because they’re true. You really are way more patient than your little hellion is stubborn.

What this exercise does is gently encourage mindfulness during times when emotion threatens to overcome reason.

The more mindful you are, the more control you have over yourself.

The more control you have over yourself, the more effectively you can train your dog.

And that’s it. Scrawl with a Sharpie or go wild and rock out with your smock out. Keep it authentic to you!

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My Perfect Dog is Misbehaving!

Hey Mofo Friends!

Have you had the perfect dog up until today, but now have to ask yourself…

Why is my dog acting aggressively, using the house as a toilet, or destroying things?

My client had this exact problem. We had trained her lab Maggie together and she was a fantastic puppy. She learned potty training quickly and her obedience commands were on point. She was a kind, loving, and obedient dog.

My services were no longer needed and the client and I parted ways.

Then several months later I received a panicked text. Maggie was pooping and peeing all over the house. She was chewing up everything she could get her little teeth on. My services were again needed.

How had this perfect dog morphed into a nightmare?

Making a diagnosis was simple. The client had recently moved from a single-family home with a fenced-in yard to an upper floor condo.

In order to get outside to potty, Maggie had to get into the elevator. She became fearful, clenching all sphincters, and once outside would wander around too tense to poop.

Then, bowels unrelieved, Maggie had to brave the elevator back upstairs, reinforcing that same fear and clenching – until she was back safely in the condo, whereupon she could finally relax (emotionally and physically) and find somewhere sneaky to let it all “out of her system.”

Maggie didn't like to break the rules and potty in the house. She was an obedient, well-trained dog. Her disobedience was situational, but that terrible fear of the elevator had built up some serious anxiety. Maggie expressed her stress by chewing up things that didn't belong to her, destroying some of the owner's expensive property in the process.

This was no way for Maggie or her pet-parent to live! It was clear that Maggie was scared to death of the elevator, but taking the stairs a billion times a day was not an option. What to do?

Once the problem was identified, it was actually an easy fix. I coached the client long-distance and the client did it herself in 2 days.

🐾 Step one was to get some super special tasty treats and break them into tiny bits. Rotisserie chicken, hot dogs, pieces of bacon – whatever floated Maggie’s boat. The key is that the food was delicious and special to the dog.

🐾 Then, I had the client take Maggie into the elevator. Once they were in, she praised Maggie and gave her a little treat.

🐾 When the elevator door closed, Maggie was again praised and given a treat.

🐾 Up one floor, praise and treat. Then down 2 floors, praise and treat. Down another floor, praise and treat. You get the idea. Short sessions (7-10 minutes) with random ups and downs.

🐾 When Maggie exited the elevator, yet another praise and treat.

🐾 I instructed my client to do this in multiple sessions, several times a day, staying positive, praising every session and rewarding Maggie with her treats.

And that's it. The praise and the treats eliminated Maggie's anxiety with the elevator in TWO DAYS. Maggie continued riding every day like a champ (No special treats needed)!

So if you have a perfect dog who all of a sudden isn't acting very perfect, ask yourself one simple thing:

WHAT IS DIFFERENT IN YOUR LIFE?

The dog is the same dog. Somehow their environment has changed. Identifying the difference is half the battle. Your dog wants to be a good dog!

Everything is awesome. Now go walk your mofo 🙂
~Lisa

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. Problems generally have solutions, and I’ve encountered them all. For more practical and professional help on mofo issues from A to Z check out my Basic Training course.

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Help! My Dog is Biting my Guests!

Hey Mofo Friends!

Have you had to ask yourself:

Why is my dog is afraid of my friends?

or,

Why is my dog aggressive toward my friends?

A good support system is important for everyone, and a support system needs friends!

To tackle the issue of “unfriendly” dogs, I'll share the super simple solution that I used with a mofo named Skylar.

After the loss of a beloved dog, my clients were looking to adopt another dog. They were an older couple and weren't really interested in doing potty training and all the things that come with a puppy. So they searched for an older dog to bring home. They found Skylar from a Korean dog rescue organization.

Up until then, Skylar had lived a rough life out on the streets and at some point had lost an eye. As far as anyone could tell she hadn't experienced the love and comfort of a home and caregivers. My clients brought her home and she adapted famously to the couple, their home, and suburban life in general.

As is to be expected, Skylar was still nervous and scared when people approached her, particularly on her blind side. This issue became a full-blown crisis when guests visited the house.

Skylar’s new family had an “open-door policy.” Friends and neighbors came and went freely without knocking, and Skylar was just so damn cute that everyone wanted to pet her as soon as they saw her. These guests often immediately approached Skylar, and Skylar would snap and bite at them. NOT COOL.

That's the backstory. Here is the 3-step solution:

🐾 First, we set up a bed in a place where Skylar could see both doors, as well as the full periphery around her.

🐾 Then, we instructed visitors to knock before entering. This way, Skylar could hear the knock, and we had the opportunity to give her the new command (see next step). The knock allowed Skylar time to get to her bed without sacrificing the family’s “open door policy” – just adding that knock.

🐾 We gave Skylar “go to bed” as her new command (it's often called “go place” in old school dog training). Each time there was a knock at the door, Skylar was given the command and went to her bed. From the safety of her bed, Skylar could see everyone entering and felt more secure. Once the guest was inside, Skylar was given the release command and could approach the guest on HER terms.

Dog training is as much about teaching people as it is about teaching dogs. As this story illustrates, the solution for most mofo problems requires a little training for the dog and a little training for the dog’s family.

It took several training sessions, but within about 3 days Skylar learned and followed the command – leaving everyone happy.

Everything is awesome. Now go walk your mofo 🙂
~Lisa

There are no “bad” dogs, just mofos with problems. Problems generally have solutions, and I’ve encountered them all. For step-by-step instructions on training the Go Place command as well as everything you need to know about training your dog, check out my Basic Training course.

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I Was Sick – Here’s What My Dogs did NOT Do

Hey Mofo Friends!

Have you had to ask yourself:

Why is my dog acting so wild when I can't give it all my attention?

So I just spent the last two days recovering from food poisoning. That is two full days of moving from the bedroom to the bathroom, from bedroom to bathroom. And… repeat. What fun!

I wasn’t able to be my usual self.
I needed peace, calm, and rest.
I also had my four (FOUR!) dogs, including my puppy, to take care of.

That meant four dogs – all used to a routine that involves a ton of play and activity – suddenly had a lot of time I couldn't help them fill and a lot of energy I couldn't help them expend.

I wasn't able to take them for a walk. I wasn't able to play fetch or play tug. I wasn’t able to do any of the fun, awesome things that my dogs and I usually do on a regular basis.

Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right?

You may be picturing a figure huddled in bed with tears in her eyes and a pillow over her ears (perhaps begging for the sweet release of death) while three hell hounds and a purgatory puppy destroyed her house and kept her from sleeping. And then she died. The end.

Except I obviously lived to tell the tale, thanks in no small part to what my dogs did NOT do:

They did NOT tear up my house.
They did NOT bark at everything outside.
They did NOT fidget on the bed.
They did NOT run around the house as though chasing a horde of invisible squirrels.

All four of them – yes, even the puppy – slept with me in the bed or lay with me on the couch for two days as I recovered.

Amazing, I know.

“WTF!” you may exclaim. “My dogs are needy arseholes! I can’t even be around them if I have so much as a headache!”

“But how?” you may ponder. “What can I do to get my mofos to just chill out with me when I’m not feeling well?”

The answer is good crate training and good obedience training. That’s it.

The simple fact is that I have taught my dogs how to be chill even when they would rather have a dance party with the invisible squirrels.

This is one of the amazing benefits of crate training. Crate training easily teaches the dog how to be still. It also helps them learn that they do not have to do epic shit every single day.

The Down-Stay command also teaches dogs to settle. The Down-Stay is a simple command but it takes time and patience to teach. Also, it doesn't count if the dog lays down on their own – it has to happen in response to a command.

I'm not a sadist, guys. I did not keep my dogs in a Down-Stay for two days. Their ability to relax is simply a result of the training we’ve done.

Training is the key word here, friends.

If you decided one day to run a marathon you wouldn't just head out and run 26 miles without any preparation; If you decided one day to hike Mt. Everest you wouldn't catch the next flight to Nepal and hope for the best.

You would train.

Training your dog is the same thing – it takes time and dedication. The good news is that training your dog is a piece of cake compared to training for a marathon or an epic climb.

I can take for granted that my dogs will be my companions and that their company will even help me to get better when I get sick. And while knowing that might not feel quite as exhilarating as crossing a finish line or reaching a summit, I’m telling ya it’s pretty damn close.

I hope you never get food poisoning but if you do I really hope you recover quickly and that your dogs are a sense of comfort and not a giant pain in the ass!

Everything is awesome. Now go walk your mofo 🙂
~Lisa

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